What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which subject has two parts?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?