Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the frog starve?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?