Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
When do cows get tired?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?