What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?