Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?