Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of car does a chicken have?