Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the calf play in the school band?