What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?