What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a small mom?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do automobiles fly?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?