Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
How do hurricanes see?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do frogs get to work?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do cats love to work?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do fish do at parades?
What happens when grass goes out of town?