Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?