What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a short cow?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How was the wedding?