What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?