Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?