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Why do all the planets get along?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?