What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why are turtles so shy?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?