What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where does Superman park his cars?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?