Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
When do cows get tired?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?