What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why was the cat so small?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?