If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which singer could always break a five?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Where do termites go camping?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How long do chickens work?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?