Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which plant has the best roar?