Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What bee is good for your health?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What game do mice love to play?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?