Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why do cows go to New York?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?