Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How can you farm during the winter?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?