What tree has the most bark?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?