Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Which fly makes films?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?