What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did you learn in school today, son?