Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do cows say on NYE?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a vacation at home?