Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do fairies always drink?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?