What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?