What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the politest month?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?