What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a short cow?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the most determined bird?
Why is a doctor always calm?