Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What dog never pays attention in class?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do sheep say when they're in love?