Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.