What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are baseball players so good at math?