Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
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Where do cats go on vacation?
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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
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What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
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Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
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What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?