Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What's the most masculine animal?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are baseball games at night?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.