Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?