Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
How long will dinner be?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How does a cow do math?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?