What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?