What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a small mom?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?