What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?