Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are ghosts always single?