What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What time of day was Adam created?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the peach come home from work early?