Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?