Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which computer won the talent show?