Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?