Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What day is your mom always right?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's E.T. short for?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?