Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's the most determined bird?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What birds make average students?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?