Where do polar bears vote?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
