Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What vegetables make the best music?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?