What's a cat's favorite board game?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
I'm not a bad putter.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?