Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What season begins with a thud?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?