What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why do cats give such great massages?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?