What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which state has the best streets?