Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?