What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do fireflies start a race?
What are you studying in math?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
