Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do fish do at parades?
What words make the best athletes?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?