What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What fish sings the best?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?