What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do cats wear to work?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?