Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?