What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where do you take sick ponies?