What do you call a fish without an eye?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?