Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What animal floats best?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the calf play in the school band?