What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which family member has tusks?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the politest month?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?