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What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?