What do fairies always drink?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How do eggs end a TV show?