What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do snowmen get information?
How did the tree get lost?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do superheroes blend right in?