What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What are you studying in math?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?