What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is blue and not heavy?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How does the moon cut her hair?