What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why are winter days great?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do golfers hate cake?