Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do hamsters come from?
What TV show is most popular at bars?