How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How do bees get to school?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?