What did summer say to spring?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?