Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?