Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What fish sings the best?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?