What fish sings the best?
The in tuna fish.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How does a witch play loud music?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?