Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the mime upset?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?