What tree has the most bark?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?